A man was in coma for a long time...
His wife was beside him day and night.
On day, the man wakes up. Make a sign to his wife to come closer
and whispers:
"In all the misfortunes we had you were beside me.
When I got fired you were with me!
When we lost the house you stayed close to me.
When I got my ski accident, you stayed with me.
And when I got really sick, you stayed by my side all the time.
You know what?"
The woman eyes filled with tears of joy!
"What is it my love?" she whispers
"You're *&?/&*/%$ bad luck for me!!!!"
