I have to tell you guys about this...Its a classic "Jack" moment...
So Im talking with one of my customers about a difficult problem and I walk out into the hallway and into a conversation about a rights error on the network and the conversants turn toward me...
"What are you looking at me like that for?" I ask.
My site lead and my customer supervisor are staring at me like like I know something. Now you have to picture this. Pete is about 5' 6" and about 150 pounds. Mary, the customer supervisor is quite a bit heavier and about the same height. She makes up two of Pete. But she carries it well and she is basically a nice person.
"Im wondering what you want" I say to them. They both exchange glances and then Pete says
"I dont know. It looks like he's going to eat one of us..." with this big smile on his face. I pause and then reply with
"Well Pete I guess that would be you."
"Why is that?" Pete asks.
"Because you are a vegatarian and your meat should be more flavorful"
"Oh No," says Pete, "You wouldnt want me. I excercise every day. I would be all stringy"
"Ah", I say, "That means there would be less fat".
Mary's face suddenly goes bright and I suddenly realize that I had inadvertantly insulted my customer. Pete starts laughing and Mary looks at me and say "Excuse me?"
Suddenly I am on the block. Im sweating bullets and wondering where my next paycheck is coming from. Damn. I am having what I can only describe as a hotflash as I flush my face with about two pints of blood and begin to sweat. Suddenly she breaks her serious face and looks at me, "Its okay, No offense taken..."
We enjoy a good laugh at my expense.
I WAS planning on taking Friday off to get my big screen. Now Im thinking I might just work quietly and avoid any undue attention...
I lead a charmed life.