When your wife / other calls and at the end says "ok See you later" respond with "Yes you will, all of me". Cheesy line to be sure however used sparingly you'll always get a smile. Hey if you cant come one to your own better half, why even get out of bed.

I usually call my wife and ask her what she's wearing...imagine my surprise when I got our cleaning lady one day...

If my woman and I are driving somewhere separately, I pull up next to her and roll down my window and say "Hey baby! How much you cost?". Inevitably she will respond with "too much for you good lookin'".

DOH! lol



Haha, my wife and I did something like this at a bar we go to sometimes. We go there little enough that we usually dont get recognized as a couple. One night I just went to meet up with her and a friend and drive her home. I walk up to her and did the "cheesy come-one" bit and she smiled and said OK and we left. The looks I received from the men with in ear shot where priceless.

I did that with an old girlfriend once. Except I bet two guys next to me that I could pick her up in 5 minutes. She had called me and said she was feelin to buzzed to drive.
...I love the feel of crisp 20's...

My wife and I have a ritual like that as well. I will walk in ( she is usually with co-workers) and loudly tell her " Madame, I find you vivacious, attractive and smoldering hot. If you dont come home with me and make mad passionate love to me. I shall surely die."
Her reply is usually " Well...cant have that, can we?"

Good to leave the table laughing!

Think I tasted some puke there.

The power of one letter....

so how about those ( insert manly sports team here)