Arr, that be correct, me matey. Pirate attire and copious amounts of rum be unnecessary but encouraged.

Enjoy, you scurvy dogs!

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Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

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This is actually my Fiancee' and mine favorite holiday.

In college I threw an annual "Ron Burgandy Pirate Hooker Extravoganza!" on TLAPD.

(for those that don't know, in Anchorman, Will Ferrel's character Ron Burgandy calls his co-anchor a dirty pirate hooker)

So you had to dress like a Pirate, a Hooker, or a Pirate Hooker.