Why are you reading this when you have a beautiful wife to hang out with, now get off yer duff and go rub her feet.

You like her so much YOU go rub her feet....jeeesh

WHy just rub her feet when you can go to ballet? How about ride a unicorn across the earth avoiding rainbows while hopping off clouds with her? and why not lick her feet instead of rubbing.. it's more demeaning that way









HER:


YOU!

Yep your not married, and if you are - ack. You would be AMAZED at what a good foot rub will get ya




This actually made just about choke on my soda,

Well I don't! So I think I'll stay here and waste some more time.. though I guess I could always rub my own feet

Ditto on the foot rub phenom...

Seriously, just a foot rub? So, all them years I've been shackled and whipped were just lies???

Yep...Second that!

A resounding third.

You know what will happen. You rub her feet, maybe her back, then right when you get to the "my turn" phase of the deal, you look up and there is your girl sound asleep.

"Ok maybe next time" you think.

Next time rolls around, some thing happens.

Ok so now you have given up completely.

Just then, she asks "honey, will you rub my feet and back"

So now she's spoiled. She thinks, "I can get my man to do anything."

It's a lose/lose situation my friend.

I hate when it comes down to "my turn". I always get whined at. oh well i also get to 'cuddle', so it's all worthwhile.

whined at?

Dont let yer lady catch you doing that

ruby ruby ROO!!!

No. It's always her whining at me, giving out excuses in her "poor me" voice on how shes way too tired and jazz (you know who you are!)

The only way to avoid that is to get yours first, but you have to make an agreement to take turns being first, other wise she wont go for it.

sorry, it's a compulsion

Ok Im ready IN. And dont be shy around the corns

corn chips anyone?

humor edited - cause thats just gata suck

It will end in tears...

Curiously...

The foot rub was supposed to be a way for us guys to enhance our position with the ladies...
Yet you still have managed to sabotage yourselves...

Guys, C'mon. We have enough problems without creating more for ourselves.

I dont know. Personally i would rather have the lobster feet then then the frito feet. And the lobster feet DO look healthy. ZOIIIDDBEERRRG!

Congrats IN! Happy 500 Posts!

That's a new level of nasty that I didn't really need to experience...

@ ht - umm...thanks? I wasnt keeping tract I just "run my mouth" at random when compelled to do so.

and @Daring - ditto. that was pretty gruesome

Your right. lesson learned. ill try to keep these forums cleaner. even im scared to scroll up at this point. (i just ate lunch........with chips!)

Hmm sounds kinky. Me like.

So that what happens when people post late at night. Like me! (I can't sleep friday night feeeeeeling woooozy. unghhhh. godamn alco@#. rrrrg. man this sucks. friday nights suck. unghhhh. i think ill try and sleep this one off. i cant belive im posting now! any ways ill seeerirsjfnzzzzzzznvzjarjc.......................................................
(sleeep)

one of the reason I'm glad I stopped drinking like I used to. I may have one now and then but its rare because, believe it or not, I actually prefer soda.

The what are you gonna drink with your mexican food? Fanta? haha