Gentlemen, Ladies...The name of this contest is "Caption this picture"...
The winner will get absolutely nothing but the gratitude of those they made laugh...and possibly a special attribute for their profile...

Subject matter:

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Have at it.
Nothing outrightly dirty, but innuendo is encouraged.

SJ

You love me; we'll ALWAYS be together!

"Let me go put on my Blue Dress!"

Uhm...

"If only my front teeth were longer and I had long, pointy ears!"

I was going to go with something like, "Is that a carrot in your pocket?"

In case nobody recognizes her, thats Chelsea Clinton...

"It was like a false positive like!!! Like let's party!!! Oh, and have you seen that YouTube movie about Mom's new perfume?"

Edit: Extra credit for providing a link to aforementioned video.

Edit 2: Spittin' image of Mom . . . poor girl. (Some would say. I'm not that cruel. Or am I?)

"And, like, it was really cool what those two girls did with that cup!"

This is for those of you in the know.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, please, please, PLEASE!!! - DO NOT INVESTIGATE IT!!!

WOW Bob! Enzyte really does work!

"YES! Im a NAUGHTY COWGIRL! I should be SPANKED!"

Gee Brain, are we really gana rule the world!

If you have kids you should get this one. (Pinky and the Brain).

I see dead people!

For the Win

Clintorious.

I know what we can do! Do you have a cigar?

Too obvious.

Who moved my Cabbage?

"Come on! Look me square in the eye and tell me make-up savings alone wouldn't have gotten me the Joker part in the new Batman movie!"

I sure do like Obama....

or

Don't you think McCain would be a great President?

"I'm your huckleberry."

"smile and nod and act like I understand..."

"Oh so THAT'S where I put my keys"

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Now cough.

BRAINS!

Please tell me you'll never leave. Because if you do.... I'll find you!!!

Oh my GOD! It's a SQUIRTGUN TOO?!?

It's twoo, it's TWOO!!

/nod Mel Brooks

Yes. We're gonna have to go right to; Ludicrous Speed.

By the looks of her I would say they have gone......PLAID...

Click to view attachment"I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul"

Look Closer ...

Okay Time for votes....did someone have a real knee slapper?

They were all pretty damn funny.

Brainchild,You da Man!

Her teeth really do look like somethings printed on them.

Too many good ones to choose. Tough call.

I dont count if it makes it easier...Im just "flavor"...

OK, I'll jump...

The Enzite one was pretty good!

Does this make two votes for that one?

Yeah, I gotta go with the Bob one.

Glappe, your the winner! Since you are the winner, its up to you to provide us with more fodder for "bad assed captions"...Remember to keep the pictures "Disney"...

I know this is for Glappe but I just found this one and had to post it......it seems relative.

I simply cannot believe it. We've come full circle. I was thinking of entering an old pic of mine here and coincidentally you (Subgenius) came up with that Hillary pic.

Check this out!!!

Well, I gotta go for "....BRAINS!" again.

"If Obama wins I'm gonna show him my Monica face..."

"I mean...seriously...what can you do with a Cigar? I mean....ah....AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Oooo-Bama!!!

Ok guys try this one!

Um... another Clinton photo? Really?

Do those teeth run in the family, or what!?!



"Daaaahhhhhh..... What's up, Doc?"