QUOTE (ShamanDave @ Apr 19 2006, 08:53 PM)

Go ahead and laugh, but anyone who doesn't see the danger these things represent must see the movie
Frankenhooker as soon as possible.
Conversation from last century:Man: Hey Jimmy , cut my lawn for 5.00?
Kid: Sure I will do it Saturday
Man: Great. My wife will make you lemonade too!
Kid: Gosh Mister, that would be swell!
Conversation from a few years from now:Man: Hey Jimmy cut my lawn for 20 dollars?
Kid: Is your lawn mapped out?
Man: Huh?
Kid: Do you have a grid of your lawn?
Man: A grid?
Kid: Yeah , so I can program the mower.
Man: Uhmm...no
Kid: Well thats gonna be extra. Mapping your grid is going to be at least 50 dollars.
Man: You cant mow the lawn without one?
Kid: No, then I would have to do it manually, thats too much work for me...
Man: But thats the point...
Kid: The point is money mister. I need money to buy chips and ram so I can hack my way to stardom!
Man: Oh...well is there anyone who can do it with a regular old fashioned push mower?
Kid: Yeah, my dad
Man: nevermind, I'll just plow it under and cover it with rocks...
SJ