one of my daughters t-shirts says " i throw rocks at people like you!"






hmmm, perhaps we should start a thread with just funny t-shirt slogans?!!

"you have wasted approx. 3.8 seconds by reading this"

I got sent a t-shirt book through the post last week (dunno why), which had some funny ones in it. The only one I can remember is "Do not disturb... already disturbed".

My mate usually buys me a t-shirt for christmas, and the last one was "Pissed off employee of the month".

I have a few, but most of them require explanations.

1) I'm in the Air Force, we wear Camoflauge BDUs as our day-to-day work uniforms. I recently saw a Cammo T-shirt with the caption "You can't see me".

2) The shirt I used to wear when riding my motorcycle, said "To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid."

3) Of course, there's the "make 7-up yours" shirts, that say "make 7" on the front, and "up yours" on the back!

4) For any anime fans out there, I have a T-shirt with Rick Hunter (from Robotech) in the "Uncle Sam" pose which says "We need YOU for the RDF!"

5) A great one for military members is by 7.62 design. It shows a Army soldier in full combat gear, aiming an M-16, the caption says "Final Notice, Payment Due"

6) Of course, for the conspiracy theorist out there, there's the BATF storm trooper, dressed all in black swat gear, BATF across the chest, holding an AR-15. The caption says "I'm from the government. I'm here to help you."

I saw one "What's dumber, the message on my shirt, or you for reading it."

in case of fire, pull on hose -- with red arrow pointing down!

I saw one that said "How do you keep a blonde occupied?" Then below that it said "read back of shirt" then on the back it said "read front of shirt"

but what is worse is my sister read it 3 times.... yes she is blonde...lol

Try www.pimpinstyle.com funny shirts

Oh jeez, talk about digging up the dead.. 2004!

Well, while I'm here there's always busted tees and tshirthell.com

I was a guitarist in a church band (Im not religous , the keyboard player(she) was amazingling hot)

it said

"jesus loves you....but everyone else thinks your an asshole"

needless to say I didnt hook up with the keyboard player.

"You're the reason people like me need medication."

and hopefully the colors come through right:

"
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MAD
TO WORK HERE BUT IT HELPS
"

which my friend made from a note in a Terry Pratchett book.